Friday, January 15, 2010

Okay, it's official . . . there is absolutely nothing that DUCT TAPE can't fix!

Don't believe me? Listen to this . . .

Recently, an unidentified pilot was fishing in Alaska when he accidentally left some fresh bait in the back of his small plane. The scent attracted a group of BEARS, and they tore a hole in the side of the plane to get the food.

When he returned and saw the damage to his plane, the pilot called up a buddy and had him deliver some new tires, sheet metal and three cases of duct tape. Which he then used to patch up the plane and fly it home.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

2009 is underway!

Wow, how did we get here so fast! I don't know about you but 08 just zipped by! Well I guess I will have to slow down a little this year and get more out of each day! I wish you and yours a happy new year.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

What Happened to Summer?

Is it just me or did we skip fall? It was just a few day's ago that I was riding my Harley in the sun working on my tan and today I'm pulling on my heavy leather coat and gloves wondering if it's going to snow on me? I'm not ready! Are you?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

United States Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.